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Fishing Vice
Monday, September 5th, 2011
During the big flood, were all fresh water fish mildly salted? and vice versa?
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SHEEZ, ARCHANGEL TJ. YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO UNCOVER THE FINE DETAILS. NOBODY’S EVER ASKED ME ABOUT THIS BEFORE. WELL, THIS IS HOW I DID IT.
FIRST I DISPATCHED JACK FROST DOWN TO FREEZE ALL THE FRESH WATER LAKES, RIVERS, AND PONDS. THE FREEZING SECURED ALL THE FRESH WATER FISH FROM BEING MIXED IN WITH UPCOMING FLOOD WATERS WHICH WOULD JUST OVERLAY ONTO THE FROZEN FRESHWATER BODIES AND THE REST OF THE EARTH.
I NEEDED EXTRA WATER FOR THE MASSIVE VOLUME OF FLOODING. I GOT THE EXTRA RAIN WATER FROM URANUS. URANUS IS JUST CHUCK FULL OF WATER. I USED A GARDEN OF EDEN HOSE WITH A FEW EXTENSIONS TO TRANSPORT WATER FROM URANUS TO EARTH CLOUDS. I JUST KEEP FILLING THOSE CLOUDS UP AND KEPT THEM RAINING FOR THE FLOOD. I MASHED UP A SODIUM METEORITE FOR SEA SALT AND SPRINKLED THAT IN THE CLOUDS ALSO. IT WAS TRICKY GETTING THE MIXTURE CORRECT, BUT I THINK I DID A GOOD JOB BECAUSE THE SEA CREATURES IN THEIR ORIGINAL OCEANS GOT MIXED IN WITH THE SALT RAIN AND MADE IT THROUGH THE FLOOD OK.
WHEN EVERYONE WAS DEAD, I ALERTED THE SEA CREATURES TO GET BACK TO THEIR ORIGINAL PRE-FLOOD SEA LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE. I TURNED THE SUN UP TO 10 AND EVAPORATED JUST THE EXTRA WATER BACK UP TO THE CLOUDS WHERE I REVERSED THE CONDENSED WATER FLOW BACK TO URANUS. THEN I HAD SOME ANGELS GATHER UP THE EXTRA SALT AND DEPOSIT IT TO AN AREA THAT YOU HUMANS NOW CALL THE MINNESOTA SALT FLATS.
I THEN TURNED THE SUN DOWN TO AROUND 7 OR SO AND MELTED THE FRESH WATER BODIES THAT JACK FROST HAD PREVIOUSLY FROZEN. WHEN THEY WERE MELTED AND THE FRESH WATER FISH WERE THAWED OUT, I TURNED THE SUN BACK TO IT’S NORMAL 5 SETTING.
Fishing for Vice
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1923 Print Frank A. Alden Chicago Banker Golfer Fishing – Original Print $92.95 Frank A. Alden: President, Garfield Park State Savings Bank; President, West Town Bankers Club; Vice-President, West Town Chamber of Commerce. This is an original 1923 black and white print of Arthur F. Albert, Chicago banker and a golf (Butterfield Country Club) and fishing enthusiast. Period Paper has obtained an unusual collection of prints with character sketches of Chicago movers and shak… |
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The Top 10 Trout Dry Flies Vol. 1 $24.95 We have compiled the best Trout Dry Fly patterns from The Weekly Fly and put them together on this great DVD. Enjoy some of the best tiers showing you their best patterns, and don’t be caught without the right bugs for your next outing.Patterns Include:* Yellow Sally-emerger* Chubby Chernobyl* Delektable Elk hair caddis* Brown Drake Emerger* Western Salmon Fly* Art Flick Dun Variant* CDC Spinner* … |
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Gerber 30-000333 Grappler Multi Plier with Sheath $48.38 Built for easy handling and versatile performance, the Gerber (30-000333) Grappler Multi Plier comes with a tough nylon sheath. It features a dependable vise grip and a sturdy blade, and the pliers can be quickly and securely snapped into ready position using just one hand. Offering a total of 12 components, it’s ready to deliver job-specific performance in a broad range of situations.(30-000333) … |
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ABC Products – Sharp ~ Heavy Duty – Utility Knife (Clear Yellow Plastic Handle). $3.67 Bright color so you never lose it — Heavy duty all-purpose for cutting & scoring — Standard size blades — easy grip handle — Storage compartment in handle for extra blades — Retractable blade for quick useage… |
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ABC Products – Sharp ~ Heavy Duty – Utility Knife (Clear Green Plastic Handle). $3.67 Heavy duty all-purpose for cutting & scoring — Standard size blades — easy grip handle — Storage compartment in handle for extra blades — Retractable blade for quick useage… |
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PEAK Rotary Vise Midge Jaw $37.95 PEAK Midge Jaws are available for both the PEAK Rotary Vise (SLT-1) and the PEAK non-Rotary Vise (SLT-NR). These jaws undergo the same hardening and tempering process as our highly to allow more access to tie on smaller hooks. Not recommended for extended use with hook wires larger than a #16 dry fly hook. Black oxide finish reduces glare in the immediate area of your hook…. |
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Tracking Virtue, Conquering Vice: Hunting for God $8.97 Father Joseph Classen, author of Hunting for God, Fishing for the Lord, will be your guide on a new expedition, where deep love for the great outdoors and good humor intersect with spiritual truth. Drawing upon a wealth of stories from his experiences as a hunter and angler, Father Joe provides connections between real life and God s plan. Whether he is connecting the dangers and pitfalls of the o… |
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